Turn off

Yo, fucking turn off

Shut up

How the fuck is it 9:30?

Oh, fuck me!

My head's not screwed on straight, and that's okay (that's okay)

I'll be gone before the morning comes (before the morning comes)

I hope that you are okay, 'cause I'm sure not, 'cause I'm sure not

(Wake up in a bad fucking mood again)

Depression, fuck that shit

I got no cash, so I can't spend it

My life's moving fast, but I'm stuck in slow motion

Sometimes I wish that I didn't feel emotions, damn

And I love my friends, but sometimes I wish that I could love myself

Kiss me once and I'll fall in love 'cause

I got nothing better to do

I'm crazy, can't you see?

At least that's what she told me, at least that's what she-

I'm sick, I'm tired, I'm burnt the fuck out

And I'm so sick of my situation

So, please just let me be, let me rest for a while

Happiness nada, the test came back looks like you're the father

Your car broke down and your boss is a bitch (damn)

H-E-double hockey sticks is where you're headed (whoa)

And that's okay though (that's okay though)

We're all dying anyway, so fuck that shit

Just live a little, be a screwball bitch

Be just like me (I said-)

My head's not screwed on straight, and that's okay (that's okay)

I'll be gone before the morning comes (before the morning comes)

I hope that you are okay, 'cause I'm sure not, 'cause I'm sure not

(Wake up in a bad fucking mood again)

Hello, hello, testing, alright, cool

Uhm, so as you all know I've been promoted to manager today

Uhm, but I'm sad to inform you that I am actually fucking quitting this horrible piece of shit job

And uh, I am now going to go home

Uh, drink a fuck-ton of beer and listen to Aaron Carter and then fuck my beautiful wife

So, fuck all of you guys, bye

(My heads not screwed on straight!)

I've never like, seen that guy in my life, who the fuck was that?