Screwball

Turn off Yo, fucking turn off Shut up How the fuck is it 9:30? Oh, fuck me! My head's not screwed on straight, and that's okay (that's okay) I'll be gone before the morning comes (before the morning comes) I hope that you are okay, 'cause I'm sure not, 'cause I'm sure not (Wake up in a bad fucking mood again) Depression, fuck that shit I got no cash, so I can't spend it My life's moving fast, but I'm stuck in slow motion Sometimes I wish that I didn't feel emotions, damn And I love my friends, but sometimes I wish that I could love myself Kiss me once and I'll fall in love 'cause I got nothing better to do I'm crazy, can't you see? At least that's what she told me, at least that's what she- I'm sick, I'm tired, I'm burnt the fuck out And I'm so sick of my situation So, please just let me be, let me rest for a while Happiness nada, the test came back looks like you're the father Your car broke down and your boss is a bitch (damn) H-E-double hockey sticks is where you're headed (whoa) And that's okay though (that's okay though) We're all dying anyway, so fuck that shit Just live a little, be a screwball bitch Be just like me (I said-) My head's not screwed on straight, and that's okay (that's okay) I'll be gone before the morning comes (before the morning comes) I hope that you are okay, 'cause I'm sure not, 'cause I'm sure not (Wake up in a bad fucking mood again) Hello, hello, testing, alright, cool Uhm, so as you all know I've been promoted to manager today Uhm, but I'm sad to inform you that I am actually fucking quitting this horrible piece of shit job And uh, I am now going to go home Uh, drink a fuck-ton of beer and listen to Aaron Carter and then fuck my beautiful wife So, fuck all of you guys, bye (My heads not screwed on straight!) I've never like, seen that guy in my life, who the fuck was that?