I've never needed help
To clothe and feed myself
A lonely occupation
And when I think of it
There's no job I didn't quit
An Irish resignation
When can you start?
When can you start again?
Will you come when they call you?
Every single day
We'll assume that you want to
Work your life away
I interviewed at three
With a man younger than me
He read my application
He said, "They'd known one other man
With rattlesnakes for hands
Are you any relation?"
When can you start?
When can you start again?
He never washes and he always breaks a dish
His biggest flaw?
He's a perfectionist
Will you come when they call you?
Every single day
We'll assume that you want to
Work your life away
