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Nick Cave Dolls
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Nick Cave Dolls was released on January 1, 1990 by Instinct Records as a part of the album The Power Of P***y
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Release DateJanuary 1, 1990
LabelInstinct Records
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM160

Credits

Lyrics

Look at his face
Is this an album cover?
Oh, this is a weirdo
Oh, they call it Bongwater, that's the name of the band, the name of it?
Yeah, you like it?
Bong, Bongwater, oh yeah, I never heard of
I never heard of, I never heard of that
I never heard of, I never heard of that
I never heard of a band, I never heard of
I never heard of that, heard of a
I never heard of a band, a band with, uh, with that, with that, uh
With that name, no
Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong, Bongwater
No, Bong, Bongwater, hmm
That's the name of that, the name of the band, huh?
Yep
The name of the band
The name of the band
The name, the name of the band is Bongwater, hmm
Get out of my fucking bus
Bye bye
Bye bye
*Phone noises*
Disconnected, disconnected, disconnected
Hi
Glad you called
Guess what I'm doing right now?
Mmm, that's right
I'm walking along Hollywood Boulevard
All I hear are people around me asking each other
"Who's here? Who's here?"
But we know there aren't any stars out here
You know what I'd like right now?
Mmm, that's right
Chocolate cake with ice cream
Mmm
Palm trees are swaying wildly around us
And the sky grows darker and darker
People are already out on the streets
Some in terror, some in wonderment
Most confused
You and I, we watch the funnel clouds hypnotically inch toward the ground
And upon touchdown turn into atomic mushroom clouds and explode
Mmm
A few spectators applaud
Scared shitless, we duck into the Spanish Pavilion
But it's remarkably unremarkable
There's nothing much to do so we go downstairs where
That's right
Nude and lingerie-clad girls are having a Pose-a-thon
Guess what I do?
That's right
I throw caution to the wind and peel off my girdle
And take my place on the red vinyl ottoman
That stands in the middle of the lobby
The walls are covered in full-length mirrors
You have to admit the scene is pretty sexy
Then I think to myself
"Is it politically correct to even be here?"
I mean, look what happened to Dorothy Stratten
Then I decide
"Oh, the hell with it, I'm horny!"
Just then, Jeff, the famous balding actor famous for his tattooed rebel roles
And loose-fitting Italian suits walks past, sullen and intent
He talks to us about, that's right
All the toys he buried in his backyard
So no one else will play with them
He says one of his favorites is his Nick Cave doll
I feel pity for the man and hope one day he'll grow hair
Then I think, "Wow! They have Nick Cave dolls now?
I want one!"
Written by: Kramer
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