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I've never seen anyone put their IQ on a CV before

How many of these have you had?

Nine. Four New York, four here, and Skype

Why are you here, then?

Well, it's not a very political answer, but I think mediocrity is too well hidden by parents who hire private tutors

Every successful business is full of people who spent money nurturing unremarkable talent

I think this is the closest thing to a meritocracy there is, and I only ever want to be judged on the strength of my abilities and paid for it