Hot Beer

Girl, I knew it was a matter of time 'Fore you got dolled up, pulled into my drive And apologized 'cause the other night you went crazy You said you're just here to collect your stuff Now you're crying and you're talking 'bout making up Like you wanna come back Let me think about that now, baby, well I'd rather drink a hot beer Build a fire in the pouring rain Burn all my fishing gear Then set sail in a hurricane Go hunting with an empty gun And see a once in a lifetime deer Work a Saturday just for fun Then come home and drink a hot beer I'm sorry if it sounds kinda overboard But you cheated and you lied and you wrecked my Ford So you might as well stay there on the porch now honey If you wanna know the odds of another try They're about the same as a tractor flyin' Quit your laughing girl, I ain't tryna be funny I'd rather drink a hot beer Build a fire in the pouring rain Burn all of my fishing gear Then set sail in a hurricane Go hunting with an empty gun And see a once in a lifetime deer Work a Saturday just for fun Then come home and drink a hot beer Come home and drink a skunked, old Totally not cold Flat and scratched 'cause it's done been rolled In the back of the bed with the trash and the tools Hell, I'd even pop an O'Douls over you Yeah, ayy I'd rather drink a hot beer Turn it up and take a long sip Hell, I'd even take a big swig Of Uncle Bubbas dip spit Go hunting with an empty gun And see once in a lifetime deer Work a Saturday just for fun Then come home a drink a hot beer Come home a drink a hot beer