What are you kid's?
Look at you!
With those ears and those tails
That's not normal!
I know normal
I mean, what are you?
Well
Maybe we are dogs
Cute little dogs with ears
Woof woof! (pant)
And little tails that we can wag
Hey! Let's go fetch his slippers and play tag!
Hey, get off of me!
Maybe I'm a cat
Whaddaya think of that?
A lovely cat that all the world adores
And here's my kitty paws
With little kitty claws
Which I like to sharpen on your couch!
Augghh! That's not funny!
Maybe I'm a bunny
Hopping 'round here happy as I please
Or penguins and it's cold, which makes you sneeze
I've got it! Of course!
Maybe I'm a horse
I can live on oats and hay
And laugh and run and jump and play
And you can ride on me all day!
No way!
Hey, maybe I'm a skunk
Oh boy, you really stink!
A dinosaur might be some fun
But then you'd be extinct
Maybe we're all insects
Do you like bugs and bees?
You kids are buggy in the head
Maybe we're giant fleas!
Maybe an electric eel
Or a seal
Get real!
Hey wait a minute, I've got it now
You do?!
Yes, I do
We're not bees and we're not cats
Or bugs or horses or things like that
What we are is clear and absolute!
What we are, dear doctor
Is cute!
Mmmmwah!
I'm sorry I asked
