Crummy Christmas Tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

I was the crummiest Christmas tree

Nobody wanted me

I had no branches, just a trunk

What a pitiful sight to see

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

It was freezin' cold

The other trees were sold

It was Christmas Eve

And everybody started to leave

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

The seller, he got mad

'Cause business was so bad

And since I had no buyer

He threw me in the fire

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Oh, this fire is so warm

Oh, wow, it's beginning to snow

Mmm, I love the smell of pine

Oh, this is gonna be the best Christmas ever

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree

Crummy, crummy Christmas tree