Cooking for Two

I know about cooking in volume

I know all about re-heating pork chops

I understand I'd be half a man

Without my microwave

Hey, I'm lonely

I shouldn't be

Hey, I'm desperate

On my knees

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

I know about leaving the dishes

I know all about not taking the trash out

I understand needing a reason, man

For rolling out of bed

Hey, I'm lonely

I shouldn't be

Hey, I'm desperate

On my knees

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

I'm cooking for one

But I want to be cooking for two

Are you cooking for one?

Me too!

I know about modern arrangements

I know all about "I love you" said too soon

I understand how the tv can replace your best friend

Hey, I'm lonely

I shouldn't be

Hey, I'm desperate

On my knees

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

Oh yeah