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Faster than a speeding bullet More powerful than a locomotive Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound This amazing stranger from the planet Krypton... The man of steel! Yo, I'm not your average superhero I don't wear a cape or tights And you won't catch me slinging webs through cityscapes I'm scare of heights I'm not your textbook superhero I can't levitate or fly But if you pass the Sunday crossword I won't hesitate to try I'm not the type of vigilante who goes off avenging homicides More the kind to just correct a comma splice Constructive criticism super villain Yes, I'm honest when I prompt advice But even when a novice writes I always leave my comments nice Leap buildings in a single bound Y'all should see the way my fingers race Through city streets and letter keys Whether double or single spaced Faster than a speeding bullet If you're talking words per minute Write so comprehensive Each bullet point holds the world within it Power like a locomotive Discipline of sage strength Essays that I write are twenty pages past the page length Not the man of steel, but when I sit to write I've got no Kryptonite As long as I've got coffee I can sip tonight Call me cyclops I've got laser vision page revision Not a next gen X-men But I'm crazy with the red pen Muted when I'm writing Yes, my drafts have got evolving genes Watch me wielding clauses like I'm Wolverine and cause a scene I'm not your average superhero I don't mask my voice like this Secret identity's dull I don't see the point in it I'm not out here to save the world on date night protocols I just take my pride in sentence structure Phase right through the walls of text Polish red a second time Kind of like Professor-X But I read essay lines instead of minds until they're all correct Triple check that proper punctuation ends it Perfect verbs and fantastic nouns, like Ben Grimm Spin webs of any size and catch a reader's attention Nab plagiarists like flies I write with tingling senses Swing right overhead with lines of super-tensile strength Fingers type like streaks of light Whether past or present tense I arrive just in time Type more than Cyborg Not Robin no red or green underline eyesores I channel Raven right inside with Edgar Allen Poe No Green eyes but tackle any beast of rhetoric that you know They can call me any hour But they view it as a lesser power When my essays get an A on top Like Avengers Tower In the meantime I think I'll go into hiding Reckless vigilante with his helmet on still writing
Writer(s): 0, Shayan Rehan Afridi Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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