Convo 3: The Finale

Call me Zaddy (Yow, how dah phone yah just a ring suh man?) (Ah who dis a call mi?) (Ohh ah Strikeforce) (Mek mi call him back deh) (Yow, mi just ah see yuh missed call) So ah one call yuh see? (No man, 'bout six call) (Never hear di phone like it ah ring soft) (Just bun ah married woman and ah rinse off) Oh, cah yuh know mi just ah seh yuh switch dawg (Yuh mad?) Cyaa' hear from mi bredda bredda, Chris dawg (Ah wapm to yuh deejay? Yuh know di link tall) True (Juss si Busy seh yuh teef him song pon Pinkwall) Pinkwall? Mix up dawg, yuh ah think small (But ah him did dweet fuss, Professor Nuts and Bling Dawg) (Mi seet inna mi heart, is like dem waa' yuh ting stall) (Mi waa' yuh loss dem like ah turbo yuh install) Yow, leggo dat nuh Chris, dawg next topic (Alright, sexy gyal and big breast topic) Yeah Last night mi rest Keisha pon mi Benz bonnet (Yuh think ah likkle bit ah gyal mi fuck ah mek vomit?) Hahaha Chris my brodda (Hahaha, no other) (Dawg, yuh know ah Keisha tell mi seh yuh fuck Tasha?) Eeh? (Yow fi wife ah next gyal, mi cyaa' bother) (Juss ah gwan fuck some bwoy wife and baby mother) But ah good ting seh mi knock dem and get fi know yuh (Real ting) Or else all ah dem ting yah, mi couldn' show yuh (Den ah save yuh save mi from di yamhead gyal dem dawg, mi owe yuh) Easy nuh Chris my G, dem nuh gyalis like we (No) Fuck dem gyal fi ah Nike Naafi wear Louis V dawg, just ah white tee Wi nuh like gyal ah wear big draws and granny nighty Gyal confuse, fulla gyal cyaa' choose Me she link off after yuh buy di pants and shoes Gyal confuse, fulla gyal cyaa' choose Pon di phone weh yuh buy, mek yuh gyal act blues Dawg, inna gyalis class mi si yuh get straight A (Hahaha) Yow, stall man, yow, sell mi ah Craven A (Deejay, yuh nuh si seh man ah fire like ah AK) (Three best friend mi fuck inna di same day) Ah suh yaah deal wid it dawg? Yuh nah play fair (Play fair? Gyal haffi pay fi mi plane fare) Wul on deh Chris Yow, gimmi ah pack ah straight hair Pass mi ah bottle ah di ting weh name Nair (Ah weh yuh deh mi artist?) Yuh know ah outta Havendale (Ah do wha'?) Yow, mi just drop mi son ah daycare (Oh) And dem have ah little hair store near, near Suh mi wifey beg mi stop and get ah pack hair there (Wha?!) (Suh deejay yuh did have wife?) So mi n'ave life? (Ah full ah so much gyal dawg?) Yuh haffi have choice (Christopher, tuff john) Ah who dat? (Wul on deh deejay, di married woman, ah wul deh, y'ear?) Alright my G Yow Fuck dem gyal fi ah Nike Naafi wear Louis V dawg, just ah white tee Wi nuh like gyal ah wear big draws and granny nighty Gyal confuse, fulla gyal cyaa' choose Me she link off after yuh buy di pants and shoes Gyal confuse, fulla gyal cyaa' choose Pon di phone weh yuh buy, mek yuh gyal act blues (Wicked man Chris inna di city again) (Squeeze up ah bwoy gyal titty again) Hahaha Ah suh yuh ah deal wid di road wicked mi friend? (Yeah) (Dem gyal ah wicked, mi naah nuh pity fi dem) Bwoy Chris, boop inna yuh head still (Who dat? Firequick?) Anuh Firequick my yute, ah Firestick Oh (So yow, wapm to Moovementz?) Mi deyah man, ah travel wid ting fi move fence (Bloodclaat, mi never know di man dem inna di car) (Deejay, yuh couldn' tell mi seh yuh and di killa dem ah par?) Yuh know di dawg dem haffi active anytime mi touch di tar (Strikeforce, mi rate di man dem enuh star) Hahaha, and ah same way wi rate yuh (Jah Jah) Dats why yuh see wi call yuh and ah hail yuh (Respect deejay, naah lie, mi love dat) Up (Rate yuh as ah family enuh dawg, nuh rum chat) (Mi aguh shoot yuh back later doh, so wi can done chat) Eh? (Mi ah get ready before deh gyal yah husband come back) Yuh 'fraid ah bwoy? Cock up him wife and fuck dat If ah bwoy ever diss mi friend Chris, ah gunshot (Deejay) (Please check to ensure you have enough credit to make this call) (If you do have enough credit) (Please hang up and try making your call later)