Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon, yea
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye
Rocky didn't like that
He said, "I'm gonna get that boy"
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon
Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
But Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magill and she called herself Lil
And everyone knew her as Nancy
Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoedown
And Rocky burst in, grinnin' a grin
He said, "Danny-boy this is a showdown"
But Daniel was hot and he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner, yeah
Now the doctor burst in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said, "Rocky you met your match"
And Rocky said, "Doc it's only a scratch"
I'll be better, I'll be better Doc, as soon as I am able
So Rocky Raccoon, checked back in his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
But Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival
Yeah!
C'mon Rocky
C'mon Rocky, yeah
Rocky Raccoon
