The Pitchman (Acoustic Version)

What have you got for me this time

Can you make it sparkle

Can you make it shine

Have you got anything brighter

Something like that but a little bit tighter

Pitchman, Pitchman

Sell me that Pitchman

Pitchman, Pitchman

Sell me that Pitchman

Something I need has slipped my mind

I've come here to barter

I've come here to buy

I've got this town tucked in my back pocket

I can't seem to stop it

I just wish I had more time

I just wish I had more time

I'm in a hurry can we wrap it up

Will you try not to scratch it

Don't mark it up

I've got a hunger for the things that sparkle

I've got a thirst for the things that shine

Everyone a winner, everyone amazing

Everyone a shocker. everyone to tantalize

Don't mark it up!

Everyone a sure thing, everything's tempting

Everyone must tantalize

But don't mark it up!

Pitchman, Pitchman

Sell me that Pitchman

Pitchman, Pitchman

Sell me that Pitchman