Merry Christmas children, are you ready for a wonderfull christmas tale?
So I'll tell the story of my friend Peter
He's the dumbest motherfucker ever
So come on, listen to my story
It's the day, snow in the way
The best time of the year
Get on the way to the christmas tree
Can you feel magic in the air?
Joyfull night
Familly and friends, I won't be on my own
Happy inside
Cause Santa's coming to town
Go back home, nobody's inside
Oh baby are you here?
Some jingles riging in our room
It seems Santa is near
Hello Peter, you were a nasty boy this year
And it seems your girlfriend too
I didn't bring you presents
Cause there's nothing left for you
But I hope you'll understand
Your lady needs a better man
Lonely night
No more girlfriend I will be on my own
Only sad
Cause Santa fucked in my town
Joyfull night
Familly and friends, I won't be on my own
Happy inside
Cause Santa's coming to town
Lonely night
No more girlfriend I will be on my own
Only sad
Cause Santa fucked in my town
