Ice Cold Beer

Well he's revving up his reindeer and he's grabbing his sack

Before he hits the road he's gonna throw a few back

Now Santa's riding dirty through the big blue sky

So Santa's gonna get himself a D.U.I.

Couldn't give a flyin' fuck if you've been naughty or nice

When he's chuggin' down another round a' Natty Ice

Vision's getting blurry

I think I feel a flurry

Aw, shit, I better hurry tonight

All I want for Christmas is a ice cold beer

All I want for Christmas is a ice cold beer

Well you can take your egg nog and your holiday cheer

Cuz all I want for Christmas is a...ICE COLD BEER!

Well, now, Rudolph's getting worried about his big fat friend

Telling all the other reindeer, "Guys, this might be the end."

Meanwhile, Santa says, "You're crazy, you got nothin to fear..."

"What the hell you know, anyways, you're just a friggin' reindeer..."

"Crazy ass reindeer."

All I want for Christmas is a ice cold beer

All I want for Christmas is a ice cold beer

Well you can take your mistletoe and get outta here

Cuz all I want for Christmas is a ice cold beer

All I want for Christmas is a ice cold beer

Well, you can take your eggnog and your holiday cheer

Cuz all I want for Christmas

All I want for Christmas

All I want for Christmas is a ice cold beer