Crazyland

Let me take your hat friend Tell me what's the matter 'Round here folks call me, "The Mad Hatter" That's Sad in the corner With his heart on his sleeve Talking to Regret who's never gonna leave Over there playing pool is Fool and Lost And tending bar tonight, that's All My Fault We all just hang out and listen to Blues Sing his songs, there's nothing else to do in Crazyland Since you said, "Goodbye" It's been crazy, man Lunatics, liars and also-rans Waiting on her leaving to come back again Here in Crazyland Talking to yourself is the only plan Giving up on your last give a damn Here in Crazyland Pick you out a stool, son I'll buy the first round I'll tell you how her leaving Brought the whole house down No, not that one, that's Sorrow's He's over shaking hands with I Told You So That's Out Of His Mind that just walked in He's Ol' Insane's new best friend It's a whole damn room full of Lost's who's whos And you never know who you're gonna run into in Crazyland Since she said, "Goodbye" It's been crazy, man Lunatics, liars and also-rans Waiting on her leaving to come back again Here in Crazyland Talking to yourself is the only plan Giving up on your last give a damn Here in Crazyland I didn't catch your name, friend, sorry 'bout that Sure nice to meet you, baby, please come back