Ballad of Bob Yamaha or a Simple Plea in C Major

I come from Japan, but I don't speak Japanese Made my way to the states back in the 70s First fella had me got bored pretty fast He sold me quick for some cash & a case of beer Next fella had me all he played was Bob Seger When I say that's all he played, I ain't kidding either Mostly he just played that one song Sometimes he played all night long if he really hit the booze Working on those night moves, man I'm just an old guitar, nobody's ever played too good Just lean me up against a wall Learn a few chords & that's all I don't get my strings changed as often as I should I'm just an old guitar Nobody's ever played too good Then I seen a few other owners & a whole lotta my case Some chick picked me up during that Lilith Fair craze She didn't stick with it, guess it was just a phase She shoved me under her bed Met her little sister when Taylor Swift come along She wanted to write her own songs That sounded kinda like Taylor Swift songs They were a lot worse, though This is my buddy, he's a harmonica He's never been played worth a shit either I know I ain't top of the line, D-28, J-45 But just one time, I'd like to wind up in capable hands I ain't talking Tony Rice or Doc Watson Toughest thing I've ever gotten is Neil Young Needle & the Damage Done I wouldn't go so far as to call that song easy But, it ain't that hard I'm just an old guitar, nobody's ever played too good Just lean me up against a wall Learn a few chords & that's all I don't get my strings changed as often as I should I'm just an old guitar Nobody's ever played too good