Taylor Swift's got some pretty fuckin' dresses and a weird little smash faced cat

She's a very handsome woman but she's so much more than that

Why do I even have to tell you she's the best didn't you see her documentary? (Fuck yes)

Isn't it funny how even the most powerful women get prodded and groped

By useless fucking dickheads with entitlement

Because entitlement can't be spelled without men

David fucking Mueler put his hand up her skirt

When he lost his job he tried to sue her

I'm genuinely surprised that he didn't win

Because society in general hates women

I haven't paid much attention to her records since Speak Now

But every time a song comes on I know all the words somehow

The production is different but the songs are the same when your strip them right back to their core

And I'm not too fucking cool for it anymore

Taylor Swift was a folksy singer with some pop running through her veins

But she had bigger plans in the style of Shania fucking Twain

But Shania's a pariah when Mariah's new messiah comes creeping in the dark (Pure nonsense)

How many pop stars write their own songs?

How many pop stars care? (Fuck you)

Why did I chant fuck you right there?

Cause I can do whatever I want. (Fuck you)

I won't be successful because I'm stupid but Taylor Swift is smart (Fuck you)

Smarter than chanting 'fuck you' in her songs

Smarter than chanting fuck you

I wish Sparks Fly was actually called Sharks Fly

I haven't paid much attention to her records since Speak Now

But every time a song comes on I know all the words somehow

The production is different but the songs are the same when your strip them right back to their core

And I'm not too fucking cool for it anymore

Taylor Swift owes you nothing

And yet proceeds to give you everything you ever didn't know you wanted

You owe her the world