Troubleshooting

So I got a brand new printer And installed it on top of my desk Warranty's over, it chokes on a copy So I grab the manual's chapter about Troubleshooting Troubleshooting It doesn't do what it needs to do It's overrated There's something wrong though there's nothing wrong Seven wonders Here's what you can do, what you should do And then I had that brand new laptop It was all fruity and covered in apples and gold But just three years later, it couldn't stand High Sierra So I called the helpline and begged them about Troubleshooting Troubleshooting It doesn't do what it needs to do It's overrated There's something wrong though there's nothing wrong Seven wonders Here's what you can do, what you should do You and your superego You don't know what you're doing To us and our world Setting the expiration dates You and your superego And then I got a brand new smart phone With a screen as fucking big as my entire face But the very same day I let it splinter on the pavement So I ran to the retail shop and begged them about Troubleshooting Troubleshooting It doesn't do what it needs to do It's overrated There's something wrong though there's nothing wrong Seven wonders Here's what you should do, what you could do, what you should do Buy a new one Just buy a new one