You’d Be Paranoid Too (If Everyone Was Out To Get You)

You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you People treat me like I'm an asshole But I don't text when I drive, though I can't say that they're all wrong, no 'Cause I still use straws on the down-low (I'm sorry) I learned to live with these eyes in my closet Hands in my pockets Alone, but surrounded I'm breathing, I'm drowning I haven't slept in days, but who's counting? (Yeah) You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you Might just rent a hotel room Light a couple candles Find out that I'm cancelled (shit) But I bought a bunch of candy As much as they would give me at the CVS My plan B I might just lose my shit off of the balcony, room 103 Yeah, that's my purgatory Until I end it all (shit) Whoops, I got a little dark Yeah, things get a little hard When you've got eyes in my closet Hands in my pockets You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you Have Britney moment, had to cut it off I got what I wanted Or at least I thought Yeah, I'm a little bit of a little bitch, so? I might turn around and say some stupid shit, no Had to have my Britney moment, and I cut it off (cut it off) You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you (If everyone was out to get you) I'm a little bit of a little bitch, so? I might turn around and say some stupid shit (no) I'm a little bit of a little bitch, so? I might turn around and say some stupid shit (no)