Superstitious Foundation

May I introduce you to The world's most decorated zoo For everything you wish was make-believe Oh, buddy did you know You could shake hands with a demon If you wanna take that dare, so be it You could lose an arm or a leg so easy here So let me give you a scenario And don't you tell a soul It's only hypothetical Imagine all your nightmares Contained in a single glorified reformatory Where nothing ever gets out Straitjackets have been worn out Good guys, bad guys accommodated If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story We'll make sure it stays fiction In our superstitious foundation Medicine unlike any other Coffee machine dispensing blood for a sucker All that we display will never leave But buddy, don't you know We don't wanna let armageddon Rear its ugly head like a nuclear weapon We secure, contain, protect So you don't live in fear Did I even mention The monsters that preside? Where do I begin? Where do I begin? 'Cause there is more than 99 The Vermin God, The Anklebiters Brother's Bride, Shy Guy, Trapped in the Typewriter Snapper of Necks, On A Perfect Day Polaroid, Builder Bear, Hungry Clay Water Orb, River Cat, Draws You In the Book Whistlebones, Abandoned Row Home There Was a Crooked Man, Man's Best Friend Hateful Star, Desert in a Can And that isn't even half of it So let me give you a scenario And don't you tell a soul It's only hypothetical Let me give you a scenario But don't you go thinking it's real Imagine all your nightmares Contained in a single glorified reformatory Where nothing ever gets out Straitjackets have been worn out Good guys, bad guys accommodated If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story We'll make sure it stays fiction In our superstitious foundation Superstitious foundation Superstitious foundation