Well, I got a lot of women I don't know

They're coming out the woodwork, especially after the show

I-I-I send em all away, but they keep coming back

T-t-t-tell em that they're crazy, but they say I got a knack

Well you know, I'm your man

Got myself a typewriter to make 'em all go cold

Manufactured in Chicago, but with true Texan soul

F-f-fifty gallon clip or a one hundred gallon drum

Let's take it into there, that's where the music coming from

Well you know, I'm your man

I said, don't you try and call nobody else now, yeah

You know there ain't no one who can get it done like I can

I'm the biggest cowboy you ever did see, ain't no side saddle, why you talkin to me?

Well you know, I'm your man

Got my mojo workin overtime, it's spitting out steam

Conductor's been laid off, engineer's at the canteen

Heading for a curve, yeah we rounding the bend

I said this locomotive goin' a hundred and ten

Well you know, I'm your man

Ain't got time for poker, no I only play speed

My hands are always excellent, my decks cater to me

Th-th-the bars and the casinos, they all fold when I walk in

When they start to cheerin', yeah they're making quite a din

Well you know, I'm your man

I said, don't you try and call nobody else now, yeah

You know there ain't no one who can get it done like I can

I'm the biggest hoss you ever did see, ain't no side saddle, why you talking to me?

Hey you know, I'm your man

Yes ma'am, you know I'm your man

Yes sir, you know I'm your man