Fountain of Rum

Crew hoist your hooks for today we conquer the fountain Ye pirates be warned many have died on their way Legends are told of a tap kegged to a mountain All who survive, rum, will be our pay Anchor the ship, run to the beach We've followed this map our rum is in reach This island so scarce, no footprints have ever been here A body of water is in full view, yet the colour of this lake is not black or blue Let's taste it, "fuck yeah, it's the fountain of rum" "What a great drop!" Crafted by nature, a gift from the gods Ahoy crew! It's time now drink what you're due From a hat, a stein, a horn or a shoe Hoo-ah! To good to be true This golden amber is king of all booze Yarr harr, it's the drink that we choose No more looting for barrels or drums We drink, at the Fountain of Rum This is the elixir that needs no mixer No top shelf can handle, this rums pure might We thought this fountain would look less like a lake The taste of this rum, so good, we've made no mistake Sinking the liquor, quicker and quicker Do not hold back, there's no need to bicker Cos' we've been assured, this rum will ever last This is our time, no more last drinks Forever we fight, together we drink Pirates we stand, united by rum "What a great drop!" Crafted by nature, a gift from the gods Ahoy crew! It's time now drink what you're due From a hat, a stein, a horn or a shoe Hoo-ah! To good to be true This golden amber is king of all booze Yarr harr, it's the drink that we choose No more looting for barrels or drums We drink, at the Fountain of Rum Crew what have we done, the lake has dispersed We've traveled so far, we hope we're not cursed But wait what is this? Is that a trap door? Where does it lead? What is in store? Follow me down, crew if you dare The smell of molasses, thickening the air Out of the darkness, a gold light shines through This must be it, we're at the Fountain of Rum Yo ho ho, we're drinking today We've conquered the Fountain of Rum Get some the pirate way Yo ho ho, let's make the call Cause it's all for rum and rum for all