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Dr. Greenthumb

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Dr. Greenthumb was released on December 13, 2005 by Columbia as a part of the album Greatest Hits From The Bong

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OVERVIEW

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Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Cypress Hill

Performer

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Larry Muggerud

Composer

Louis Freese

Composer

DJ Muggs

Arranger

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

DJ Muggs

Producer

Troy Staton

Engineer

Manny Lecuona

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Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Hello, I'm Doctor Greenthumb

Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed

And just can't find some anywhere?

Well try my Doctor Greenthumb grow tips

I'll show you how to grow inside and out

From seed to clone and the best homegrown

And if you're afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky

No worries, we'll fix them too

With one of our Doctor Greenthumb Sizziline screens

To block the nosy pigs' vision

Don't believe me?

Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here, Jed Sanders

How well it works

[Verse 2]

Huh, huh, hello, my name is Jed

And I'm a farmer and I been growing

Marijuana for about twenty years and uh

Uh, with Doctor Greenthumb's Sizziline screen

I don't have to point my shotgun

At them pesky porkers no more

Thanks, Doctor Green, you're the shit

[Verse 3]

Yes, Doctor Greenthumb's got it all

I guarantee it

Try my book and you'll have the chronic in no time

Dial 1-800-7-1-3 grow

That's 1-800

7-1-3

G-R-O-W

[Verse 4]

Hello, Doctor Greenthumb, paging Doctor Greenthumb

[Verse 5]

Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields

The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels

Greenhouse effect with the weed connect

D.E.A. can't keep Greenthumb in check

H.P.S., God bless the whole crop

Please, God, don't let me see no cops

Truckload ready to hit the highway

Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way

Or we're gonna have big trouble, that's no shit

Can't be growing without no permit

But fuck that, I study the two-fifteen script

That way when they come they can suck my dick

Weed can't grow without attention

Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb

[Verse 6]

Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb

(Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb)

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

(Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb)

Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb

(Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb)

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

Hey yo, Doctor Greenthumb, come on back one time

[Verse 7]

People can't live without the herb man

If not they'd be drinking and driving and swerving

But thanks to Doctor Greenthumb, weed grow

In the backyard or inside with hydro

To the kush plant brushing a tangerine dream

Tasty, blowing a fucking smokescreen

Cycles of weed are constantly grown

Somebody give me the razor to cut clones

I'd like to stop but it feels so good

Horny plants stinking up my whole neighborhood

Icky ain't wanna leave green alone

But never ever, ever, gotta worry from my home

What's that funny sound knocking at the door?

Sorry, Greenthumb, can't talk no more

Please don't follow me into the sun

Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb

[Verse 8]

Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb

(Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb)

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

(Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb)

Out from the lab, no need for rehab

[Verse 9]

If I can't drive then call me a cab

In my closet the weed is dried out

Like Ink said, ain't no place to hide out

I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop

Get knocked up and they close up my shop

That's why I buy no weed from no one

That's why they call me Doctor Greenthumb

The scientifical mystical one

Growing my crops with the rays of the sun

Come one, come all, let's see how it's done

If you see the pigs there's no need to run

'Cause some of these pigs are down with Greenthumb

But you never know what be the outcome

You see the photo in the album

The weed is growing like my erection

Look, I never told you where I was from

Some call me Real, but I'm Doctor Greenthumb

[Verse 10]

Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb

(Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb)

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

(Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb)

Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb

(Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb)

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

(Hello, my name is Doctor Greenthumb)

[Verse 11]

Doctor, your Bulova plant needs special tending to

Doctor we need more oxygen, we need more CO2

Doctor, Doctor Greenthumb

You're needed, Doctor, you stay good

Doctor

Written by: Larry Muggerud, Louis Freese

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