You Pick On Her 'Cos You Like Her

Hit me on the hip with your pocket battleship

And have me scribble down what I don't see

She said clean up your act 'cos opposites attract

And I don't need a slob like me

So I took a couple classes, I got a couple passes

I even went to therapy

Making daft faces, singing all your praises

Whilst making up the melody

You only pick on her because you like her

See if it gets you far

You always pick the ones who always pick on you

The self-esteem train's gone with no hitchhiker

You better take the car

I only pick on her because I like you too

Smiling with teeth for my self-assurance thief

So she knows she really crossed a line

Drawing it discreetly, in her truly, madly, deeply

There's shallow, level-headed lies

Can't you see, she's only staying with me

Because she knows it gets a rise out of dad

Our songs sound the same so she switches up the name

Scribbling variants in myriads

You only pick on her because you like her

See if it gets you far

You always pick the ones who always pick on you

The self-esteem train's gone with no hitchhiker

You better take the car

I only pick on her because I like you too

You only pick on her because you like her

See if it gets you far

You always pick the ones who always pick on you

The self-esteem train's gone with no hitchhiker

You better take the car

I only pick on her because I like you too

I only pick on her because I like you too