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Beef Runner
Singer/Songwriter
Beef Runner was released on April 15, 2021 by 650092 Records DK as a part of the album Talc Chat
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Release DateApril 15, 2021
Label650092 Records DK
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM109

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Das Ingtons
Das Ingtons
Songwriter

Lyrics

I want to improve my cardiovascular my making my legs
And my feet move quicker than they ever have before, so I've joined a running club
But not an ordinary running club, no it's a running club that's owned
And ran specifically by cows. Wanna join?
Jog, beef, jog
I'm telling ya
We're all running with bovine tonight, I said...
Jog, beef, jog
I'm feeling it
Running with these cows just feels right
Running up a hill with a cow
Running down the street with a cow
Specifically contacting Reebok and telling them
To make bovine footwear for competitive running cows
That's all I want, that's all I've ever needed, do it now. Signed, all the cows. Got it?
Jog, beef, jog
I'm telling ya
We're all running with bovine tonight, I said...
Jog, beef, jog
I'm feeling it
Running with these cows just feels right
Scientists have proved that cows mental health can increase if you let them run or jog So why not just chuck them in the Olympics like, we could do that
We could have a dairy Daley Thompson, or a bolognese based Zola Budd, or a beefy Steve Cram, throwing a discus as far
As he can using his hooves trying to bed a bird in the audience with his bovine knob
Cows have got teeth
Cows have shoulders
Cows have got teeth. Teeth
It's a good idea
Jog, beef, jog
I'm telling ya
We're all running with bovine tonight, I said...
Jog, beef, jog
I'm feeling it
Running with these cows just feels right
Jog, beef, jog
I'm telling ya
We're all running with bovine tonight, I said...
Jog, beef, jog
I'm feeling it
Running with these cows just feels right
Written by: Das Ingtons
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