You only care about your body
More into your physique than you are even into me
You say it started as a hobby
But now you protein shake and always count your calories
It'll just seems a bit unhealthy
Don't get me wrong I'm into body positivity
But now you're missing every party
Because you're worried about cheating with the catering
You break your diet and in a state of contrition
The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition
You say uh uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
When I reach for the snacks on the counter
And only allow uh uh-uh-uh-uh
Low fat sugar free peanut butter
Variety in conversation
I've noticed has begun decreasing pretty drastically
My slowly growing trepidation
'Cause now you talk about your fitness plan exclusively
I know it's a point of contention
And we are not the best at always talking openly
But this is now an intervention
Sick of pretending words like 'pizza' are profanities
You break your diet and in a state of contrition
The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition
You say uh uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
When I reach for the snacks on the counter
And only allow uh uh-uh-uh-uh
Low fat sugar free peanut butter
Push ups, pull ups
Bench press, more pull ups
Protein, broccoli
Cheat day is next week
Push ups, pull ups
Bench press, more pull ups
Protein, broccoli
Cheat day is next week
You break your diet and in a state of contrition
The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition
You say uh uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
When I reach for the snacks on the counter
And only allow uh uh-uh-uh-uh
Low fat sugar free peanut butter
