Psychoanalysts' Ball

Who's got the ball, is it Freud or Jung? Or are you just too high strung? Or could it be low self-esteem? Then can we analyse your dreams? Nothing is really what it seems Are you too hung up on fortune and fame? Will nothing ever be the same again? Can we say that you are clinically insane? Can you still even use your brain? Can you think for yourself? Get a book on self help At the psychoanalysts' ball Psychoanalysts' ball Feel like you're heading for a fall At the psychoanalysts' ball Can we help you change your life? Control all your unconscious desires and drives Or am I preaching to the choir? Or are you just a compulsive liar? Help you control your fears Keep coming back for years Does the new age movement still look good? Or do you feel like you're getting Lost in the woods? Does it change your mood? Does it change your mind? Or have you left all your problems behind? Keep coming back every week For all the answers you seek To the psychoanalysts' ball Psychoanalysts' ball It's at the doorway just down the hall At the psychoanalysts' ball When you try to break every rule Do you still fantasise everything is cool? Can we help you with all your trouble and strife? Keep coming back every week For the rest of your life Will it ever make any difference at all? At the psychoanalysts' ball It's the doorway just down the hall Feel like you're headed for a fall At the psychoanalysts' ball