Player

(Phone Ringing) I was in my car singing car karaoke You pulled up in your Jeep Cherokee At the stoplight With the new girl of the night She looked back in your rearview mirror Sure, her brown eyes were a stinger But little does she know She won't last either, so Let's go back to the night where it started Warning, I left brokenhearted With my best friend on my arm And a half-eaten Klondike bar So I walked in in the wrong room, right time Saw my boy make out with Adeline Could not believe my eyes, but now I ain't surprised, so (I turned around and he was all like "I'm sorry" Well, I just turned around again and said "Hello, yes I'd like to report a player") This gonna be, this gonna be This be the last time you play with me This gonna be, this gonna be This be the last time you play with me He'll win you over with his smooth talk Soon he'll wanna meet your mom and pop But before you can He'll leave you for the next gem And if you ask about his ex girl He'll say she moved on too well But before you know it You'll be gone and ghosted I turned around and he was all like "I'm sorry" Well, I just turned around again and said "Hello, yes I'd like to report a player" This gonna be, this gonna be This be the last time you play with me This gonna be, this gonna be This be the last time you play with me This gonna be, this gonna be This be the last time you play with me This gonna be, this gonna be This be the last time you play with me When he chased me down the driveway I couldn't stand to see his face 'Cause he's so oh gorgeous With a hint of poison, oh So he texts me this morning and he's like, "Can I see you tomorrow?" And I'm like, "Dude, you are such a player, ugh" This gonna be, this gonna be This be the last time you play with me This gonna be, this gonna be This be the last time you play with me This gonna be, this gonna be This be the last time you play with me This gonna be, this gonna be This be the last time you play with me