You've got a bone to pick, it's true
You don't care for my petty point of view
Just pour a drink
I'll walk you through what happened last week
Day 1 I saw her at the mall
Day 2 I thought I'd give her a call
Day 3 she called me
And as they say, the rest is history
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh I won't lie
I know you're not what I'd call a patient guy
You've got a fist that's dying to meet my eye
Just wait a sec
I'm halfway done, man, I won't quit
Day 4 we chilled all night
Day 5 the sex was dynamite
Day 6 we got our kicks
We drank so much we both got sick
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh I won't lie
Well I broke the unofficial rule
And I don't care what you say
You've loved her all these years
And I got in your way
Suddenly your broken
And everything has changed
But can I be happy
If she's happy?
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh I won't lie
