Girl Talk

Steve: Hey, Francis Frank: Steve? Steve: You having a drink? Can I join you, man? Frank: Sure! Frank: What'd you think we ought to drink to? Steve: Let's drink to the girls, brother Frank: Yeah, and one of their favorite past times Steve: Yeah Frank: They like to chat about the dresses they will wear tonight Frank: They chew the fat, about their tresses or the neighbor's fight Steve: Inconsequential things that men could never care to know Steve: Become essential things that women find so apropos Frank: But that's a dame Steve: It's still the same Frank: It's all a game Frank and Steve: They call it Frank and Steve: Girl talk Frank and Steve: Girl talk Steve: They all meow about the ups and downs of all their friends Frank: The who, the why, the how Frank: They're dishin' the dirt and it never ends Steve: The weaker sex, this speaker's sex Steve: We mortal males behold Frank: And though we kick, we'll never trade you for a bit of gold Frank and Steve: So, baby stay Frank and Steve: And talk away Frank and Steve: But hear me say Frank and Steve: That after Frank and Steve: Girl talk Frank and Steve: Talk to me Frank: Our pockets bare, from beauty care and all their frilly things Steve: While they declare that TV football games are silly things Steve: Their SUVs, they love to squeeze through traffic far to near Frank: But when they do Frank: They got a cell phone stuck upside their ear Steve: They know it's brash Frank: They'll risk a crash Frank and Steve: To fill their passion Frank and Steve: Which is Frank and Steve: Girl talk Frank and Steve: Girl talk Steve: Their independence is their favorite thing that they possess Frank: They think their women strength will get them out of any mess Steve: They never fear to think the thought of ending up alone Frank: Cause now they've learned they have a feminine testosterone Frank and Steve: But baby try Frank and Steve: Remember why Frank and Steve: You need a guy Frank and Steve: So, after Frank and Steve: Girl talk Frank and Steve: Talk to Frank: Girl talk Frank and Steve: Talk to me Steve: So long, Francis Frank: So long, Steve Frank: See you next time