You've Got the Guts

We're goin' to dinner!

We're goin' to dinner!

Look at all these plump and popular turkeys

We're gonna make great Thanksgiving dinner guests!

Yeah, because we're conventionally attractive turkeys.

Not like that quirky turkey over there.

Hi

Ew, don't talk to us. Yeah, go away!

We've been invited to special dinners as special guests!

We're goin' to dinner!

We're goin' to dinner!

We're so glad that we're not not goin' to dinner!

Like that quirky turkey. Ew!

Why can't I be like the other turkeys?

They're all out having fun.

Is it 'cause I'm scrawny and have glasses and rather smallish buns?!

There he is! My crush! The most handsome pig! What a rush! (Yeah!)

Man, oh, man, I dig that pig!

I though I was a guest but they just want me for my breast!

Much to my surprise, they're all starin' at my thighs!

They all look starvin' and ready for the carvin'!

Why don't they eat a pig instead?!

OH GOD, THEY'RE CHOPPING OFF MY HEAD!

AAAAAHHHHH!!!

I used to spend my time wishing for a plump behind

But now those birds with perfect bodies

Are decapitated hotties

I wished I was someone else

But it takes guts to be yourself!

Now I've got the guts!

I've got the glory!

I like my scrawny stuff

And I'm here to tell my story

I've got the guts!

Do YOU have the guts to be yourself?