You think I'm interesting, don't you?
Think I'm fascinating? Won't you?
Swing by after hours so you
Know just what you're getting into?
Uh-huh, I got style like your twin sister
I cut my hair but it covers my eyes
And on the phone when they call me, "Mister"
I say, "Ma'am, that'll be just fine"
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah-yeah
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah-yeah
You think I wanna be a part of
Every self-appointed startup?
Every brand-approval markup?
Place that precious pretty product
But I
I took a trip and met the Ojai shaman
Man, I was scared but I took his drugs
I sit around like an old tortilla
Folded and flat, full of mold and bugs
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah-yeah
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah-yeah
Love me, fight me, choke me, bite me
(Love me, fight me, choke me, bite me)
The DNC is playing dirty
(The DNC is playing dirty)
Text me, touch me, call me daddy
(Text me, touch me, call me daddy)
I'm so sad I can't do laundry
(I'm so sad I can't do laundry)
So, I do a dabble where I dribble the babble, baby
I had it bad but now I'm back in the saddle, baby
An ex-terrestrial, I used to be grounded, baby
Pitiful puppy, pick me up at the pound now
I guess I'm too fun
I guess I'm too funny
If you're not laughing, baby
Then you're not making money
Then you're not making money
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah-yeah
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah-yeah
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah-yeah
Mm-mm-mm
Oh-oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yeah
Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh
