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Michael Jackson
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Standup Comedy
Michael Jackson was released on July 2, 2021 by Comedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company as a part of the album Reset
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AlbumReset
Release DateJuly 2, 2021
LabelComedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
D.L. Hughley
D.L. Hughley
Spoken Word
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
D.L. Hughley
D.L. Hughley
Songwriter

Lyrics

I was walked in Dr. Conrad Murray's trial, Michael Jackson's doctor, man
This dude, that's the sorriest doctor I've ever fuckin' seen
He don't know 911 or CPR
Even Dr. Dre know 911, don't he?
"Ooh, let me take my Beats off, Michael might be in trouble"
I was shocked that he went to jail
Because I lost faith in the justice system
After Casey Anthony didn't go to jail
Man, that was ridiculous
Everybody was shocked, even O.J. went, "What?"
"This bitch killed two people and got-, wait, that was me, I'm sorry"
Michael didn't go to jail, and that's good, 'cause he, uh
The penitentiary in California is segregated
Blacks go with blacks, whites with whites, Mexican with Mexican
They wouldn't know where the fuck to put Michael Jackson, like
Why is Michael Jackson standing in the hallway?
"We don't know where the fuck he goes"
Everybody called his father Joe Jackson a horrible father
Joe Jackson raised nine kids in Gary, Indiana
Worked two jobs, so his wife could stay home with those kids
None of his kids went to jail, nobody got pregnant, nobody's on drugs
Everybody graduated from high school
He drove them to super-stardom
We could use more Joe Jacksons, not less
I don't know where y'all got that from
Michael Jackson said a lot of dumb shit
"I never had a childhood"
Well, motherfucker, I did, and that shit is overrated, fuck you
What's so great about sleeping in the bed with your brother
Eating hot dogs every day? I'd-
I woulda moonwalked right out of that shit, ah
"I was afraid of my father"
Motherfucker, everybody afraid of their father
If you know him
"My father never said he loved me"
Well, men back then didn't talk like that
Like, uh, men of that generation didn't talk a lot
They didn't, you could be in the house with your father all day
Not one word get exchanged, man
But they were fuckin' men
They put food on your table and clothes in your bag
Which was the clear demonstration of the love they felt for you
I remember I was seven, I said, "Daddy, you love me?"
He said, "Motherfucker, you ate, didn't you?"
That'll be a fucked up Hallmark card, how you like it?
Michael Jackson would be alive today
If he listened to the guidance and advice of his father
He really, really would
It's a lot of shit that society would accept from you
That your father never would
Can you imagine
Explaining some of that shit Michael Jackson did, to your father?
I come in the bed with all them goddamn kids?
"I'm Peter Pan"
I don't read no fuckin' Peter Pan
Get them kids and fuck off the bed
And fix your nose, you're scarin' your mama
Written by: D.L. Hughley
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