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Newspapermen
990
Singer/Songwriter
Newspapermen was released on January 1, 1958 by Smithsonian Folkways Recordings/Folkways Records as a part of the album Gazette, Vol. 1
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Release DateJanuary 1, 1958
LabelSmithsonian Folkways Recordings/Folkways Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM125

Credits

Lyrics

Oh, newspapermen meet such interesting people!
They know the low-down, now it can be told
I'll tell you quite reliably off the record
About some charming people I have known
For I meet politicians, and grafters by the score
Killers plain and fancy, it's really quite a bore
Oh, newspapermen meet such interesting people!
They wallow in corruption, crime, and gore
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, city desk
Hold the press, hold the press
Extra, extra, read all about it!
It's a mess, meets the test
Oh, newspapermen meet such interesting people!
It's wonderful to represent the press
Now, you remember Mrs. Sadie Smuggery
She wanted money to buy a new fur coat
To get insurance, she employed skullduggery
She up and cut her husband's only throat
She chopped him into fragments, she stuffed him in a trunk
She shipped it all back yonder to her uncle in Podunk
Now, newspapermen meet such interesting people!
It must have startled poor old Sadie's unc
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, city desk
Hold the press, hold the press
Extra, extra, read all about it!
It's a mess, meets the test
Oh, a newspaperman meets such interesting people!
It's wonderful to represent the press
Now, newspapermen meet such interesting people!
I've met the girl with million-dollar knees
Oh, so the guy who sat upon a steeple
Just where the point was, I could never see
Yes, I've met Capone and Hoover, and lots of other fakes
I've even met a genius, who swallows rattlesnakes
Now, a newspaperman meets such interesting people!
Like the richest girl who could not bake a cake
Ting-a-ling ting-a-ling ting-a-ling
Now, newspapermen are such interesting people!
They used to work like hell just for romance
But finally, the movies not withstanding
They all got tired of patches on their pants
They organized a union, to get a living wage
They joined with other actors, upon a living stage
Now newspapermen are such interesting people
When they know they've got a people's fight to wage
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, newspaper guild
Got a free new world to build
Meet the people, that's a thrill
All together fits the bill
Now, newspapermen are such interesting people!
It's wonderful to represent the guild
Now, publishers are such interesting people!
Their policy's an acrobatic thing
They claim they represent the common people
It's funny Wall-Street never has complained
But the publishers have worries, for publishers must go
To working folks for readers, and to big shots for their dough
Now, publishers are such interesting people!
It could be press-titution, I don't know
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, circulation
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, advertising
Get those readers, get that payoff
What a headache, what a mess
Oh, publishers are such interesting people!
Let's give three cheers for freedom of the press
Written by: Vern Partlow
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