The Tea Song

Turn on the tea and let it brew Ohhhhh I like six cups not one or two Mmmmmm Break out the cups and the honey too Ohhhhh And turn on the tea and let it brew Heeeeahhh I don't care that she's left me Mmmmmm Just so long as the cupboard's full of tea Ohhhhhh My nerves are shakin' and my heart is breakin' Whoaaaaaa That's just because of all the tea I've taken Mmmmmmm The poor old Buddha turned into stone Ohhhhhh That's why I drink tea alone Mmmmmm Buddha's made of stone and his eyes are rubies Mmmmmm But his thoughts and dreams are distilled in the tea Ohhhhhh I drink my tea and sit and dream Mmmmmm I'll conjour up a leprechaun to dance upon the stage Ohhhhhhh I'm drinking my tea and it's getting late Ohhhhhhh Thought I heard somebody pass my gate Oooooooh