The Gr8 Deb8 (feat. Daddy K)

We're here to end this age old debate

Titty boys and ass-men step up to the plate

Pick a side now, it's one or the other

Tits or ass what's your choice brother?

Well if you've got cheeks hit me up with your deets

Tricky Mac's hungry and I'm ready to eat

Shit like I fell face first off my skateboard

I got my preference why you gotta hate for?

Everybody knows that the booty is the best

Coz there ain't a gapping hole in the middle of your chest

There's just to chat sacks of that fat

Daddy K, how can your preference be that?

Well I breast fed til I was nine

Dad might have married her but Mum's titties were mine

Now days I rack lines off prime rack like old mate Jack

I motorboat, wrap my cock up in a tit envelope

Now we can all appreciate a great ass from a far

But get within grabbing distance you'll learn who really are

To me a girl with a flat chest is a crippled freak

Plus an asshole smells and theres no nipples to tweak

Ahh, shut the fuck up you must be taking the piss cunt

Once the fat drops you'll be giving them a miss cunt

Boys, get your minds out the gutters

Coz a chick with tits is just a cow with a set of udders

Yeah crack a beer open coz I love sinking tinnies

Copping blowjobs and giving out rimmies

When I see a fat ass I can't help but rock a stiffy

I love butt so much I'd eat the end of a ciggy

Yo, every second lady has a decent behind

But a great set of puppies is much harder to find

I'm a modest guy I've got simple tastes

I wanna die with 69 sets of tits in my face

Come on mate, when's the last time you had a good suckin'?

Fucks sake, they don't call them fun bags for nothin'

So flop the twins out baby, coz Daddy wants a feed

And a man with a jug in each hand is a happy man indeed

Once upon a time Daddy K man I would have agreed

But my mind was changed when I gave my first ass a squeeze

If I insert and it hurts then it needs to be wetter

The only thing I love more than ass is keta

So look mate, you need to stop being dumb

Nothing like putting your foot and your thumb in a moot and a bum

What more do I need to say?

That's all I've got your honour, I rest my case

[Verse Six: Daddy K}

D-A-D-D-Y to the K

Double D sized tits should be mandatory

Titty milk on my lips I get my fix every day

Front lumps are the best humps you cunts listen when I say

That I'll be shouting "tits!" at the top of my voice

While I watch your smile fade coz you're regretting your choice

It's Daddy K with two proud handfuls of tit

While Tricky Mac wipes the shit off his dick, the little bitch

Boys (what?), you know you can't keep fighting like this (what?)

It's just not right to compare the value of a woman based on their asses or their titties (I guess you're right)

You've got to love and respect all women equally

Coz it's what on the inside the counts

And you know what's on the inside?

That's right (their hearts?); their vaginas (Ohhh!)

That pussy gonna feel good no matter what she looks like on the outside (Oh no shit!)

Black, white, yellow or brown

A beautiful babe or a fat ganga (even the fat gangas...)

That pussy never gonna let you down (wow)

So Tricky Mac (yeah?) Daddy K (yeah?)

What you cookers gotta say?

You know that guy?