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Fishing
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Comedy
Fishing was released on June 6, 2006 by Warner Records/Nashville as a part of the album One for the Road
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Release DateJune 6, 2006
LabelWarner Records/Nashville
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Larry the Cable Guy
Larry the Cable Guy
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Larry the Cable Guy
Larry the Cable Guy
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Bill Lowe
Bill Lowe
Editing Engineer, Mixing Engineer
Donivan Cowart
Donivan Cowart
Mastering Engineer
JP Williams
JP Williams
Producer
Alan C. Blomquist
Alan C. Blomquist
Producer
Tom Holmes
Tom Holmes
Recording Engineer

Lyrics

But I'm from a small town
You got to create things to do
I like to fish and hunt and throw rocks at whores
We used to do that a lot
But that was a church function there
Fishing, I love fishing
That's a lot of fun there
I'll tell you what, I was standing on my porch the other day looking at some
Stars through my telescope because my neighbor put her top back on
And my buddy goes, you want to go fishing in the morning?
I'm like, daggone, get her done
And he said, well, we need to be on the lake at 5 a.m
Come again?
5 a.m.?
You couldn't get me on a cheerleader at 5 a.m
I'll tell you that
What in the world?
Well, you could, but you'd have to bring her own rod
I guarantee you that
There'd be nothing working on me at that hour there
Went trout fishing one time and didn't get nothing for seven hours
And then I farted in my waders and four trout come up for air
Dad gone
If I'd had one more bowl of chili, I'd have got ten of them dadgum things in
There
I just wasn't prepared
I wasn't prepared
Wasn't prepared
But I do love to fish and I'll tell you what
They got all kinds of fish
You ever heard of orange roughy?
I didn't even know that was a fish
I thought that was what you took after you ate a bag of cheese doodles
Went fishing in Miami one time and caught a Cuban
That's funny
Good Lord
It was unbelievable
There was a whole school of them down there
I couldn't believe it
But I felt bad
I had my limit and I had to throw the little feller back
I felt bad about it
You ever do this?
You ever throw firecrackers in the water and watch the fish come up?
That's fun right there
We was throwing M-80s in, fish flying
That's right
We blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to hell
We've done that
I thought it was funny
I did
But we was kids
We was about 25, so we didn't know what we was doing then
Went fishing one time for catfish using shrimp as bait, which makes no sense at
All
Does that make any sense?
Fishing for a fish that's $2 a pound with a fish that's $9.99 a pound?
I ended up eating the bait
That's what I did
How come you ain't fishing for catfish?
We got shrimp
Written by: Larry the Cable Guy
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