Let me tell you a story
About a banana, friend of mine
He's big yellow, black and brown
And he always acts very kind
Here he is on the toilet
Here he is eating a meal
The problem with Mr. Banana
Is he never learned how to feel
Banana wonders what love is
He stands outside alone
Banana wishes he had a heart
But he doesn't even have a bone
While true banana can't cry
Nor can banana wear pants
One thing banana can always do
Is the great banana dance
Banana dance
Banana dance
Banana dance
He can do the banana dance
Banana
Dance
Banana
Dance
Dance
No blood, ice-cold
But banana can dance
Because banana has a soul
Banana has a soul
Banana has a soul
Banana has a soul
Banana has a soul
I'm a banana, I'm a banana
I'm a banana, look at me move
I'm a banana, I'm a banana
I'm a banana, look at me move
Uh-oh, banana time
Uh-oh, banana time
Uh-oh, banana time, stop
Uh-oh, banana time
Uh-oh, banana time
Uh-oh, banana time, look at me move
Banana wonders what love is
He stands outside alone
Banana wishes he had a heart
But he doesn't even have a bone
While true banana can't cry
Nor can banana wear pants
One thing banana can always do
The great banana dance
