[Skit] Droog, *Dude*

Yo, my man, come here

*Yup?*

Yo, what if I told you with 10 dollars you put on this watch right here and it can take you back to any moment in your life?

*Word?*

That's right, you heard right: any moment. College, teenage, childhood, birth, whenever. 10 bucks and you're there

Yeah, give me that bread

Check it out, yeah

Dude paid him the 10 dollars

Took the watch from the man and he smiled

Put it on, adjusting the band and the dial

Nothing happened, so he thought, "I'd just stand for a while"

Then when he looked down, he had the hands of a child

And his whole family living room, rug at his feet

Familiar voice calling him to the kitchen to eat

When he heard it, he almost burst into tears

Was the voice of his grandmother, who he hadn't seen in years

Ran into the kitchen, gave her a hug, said

"I love you grandma, and I missed you so much."

His hands trembling, he was {?} scared

Grandma said, "What you talkin' about, baby? I've been right here."

He said, "Nah, granny, you don't understand

I came from the future, all because this special watch

This man, sounded something off the {?}"

But when he turned around this man with the magic watch was all he seen, like

Welcome to my time machine

I had this power ever since I was a teen

Tried to explain it, but they won't know what it means

Wow, this(?) is strange(?)

You know that life is but a dream?

Welcome to my time machine

I had this power ever since I was a teen

Tried to explain it, but they won't know what it means

Welcome to my time machine

The man was back on the street, looking for the next customer

Most who dismissed him as a cheat who's been a hustler

People who walked by won't even acknowledge each other

At the bus stop, he saw a lonely single mother

Like, "Here, why don't you try this watch?"

She hadn't been doing too well, so she said, "The hell, why not?"

Explained to her how it worked, and her eyes caught a gleam

She told him, "This better take me back to when I was 16."

When she put it on, felt lighter and thinner

Looked in the mirror, she was 40 pounds skinnier

It ain't even about her body, there was people all around her

Found herself at a high school {?} party

Everyone getting drunk and high

Ended up alone in a room with a guy who's 25

She ran off outta there, tryna scream and cause a scene

The man with the magic watch was all she seen

Welcome to my time machine

I had this power ever since I was a teen

Tried to explain it, but they won't know what it means

Wow, this(?) is strange(?)

You know that life is but a dream?

Welcome to my time machine

I had this power way before I was a teen

Tried to explain it, but they won't know what it means

Welcome to my time machine

Man was walking home on a late night, right by a spot

When a {?} lackin'(?) on the side block

Ran upon him, flashed the Glock, fired 2 shots

Said, "Oh, you ain't got no money? Give me that watch."

The robber put it on, wondering where the hell he brought it

Never would've guessed just to where he'd be teleported

Next, 18, in his hands was his first burner

Pointed at a man's head, about to commit a murder

Puts the gun down, doesn't shoot that kid

Now he's thinkin', "I ain't gonna do that 10 year bid."

Runs around the corner, thinkin' he got off clean

The man with the magic watch was all he seen

You know what I mean?

Let's hop in a time machine right now. That's right, I have a time machine, and I'm going to go back in time to kill baby Hitler. But not before I listen to this; it's Your Old Droog on WFCK, The Fuck