All Eyes On Me

Get your fuckin' hands up Get on out of your seats All eyes on me, all eyes on me Get your fuckin' hands up Get on out of your seats All eyes on me, all eyes on me Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun? It's almost over It's just begun Don't overthink this Look in my eye Don't be scared, don't be shy Come on in, the water's fine We're goin' to go where everybody knows Everybody knows, everybody, oh We're goin' to go where everybody knows Everybody knows Get your fuckin' hands up Get on out of your seat All eyes on me, all eyes on me Ay, come on, get your fuckin' hands up Get on out of your seat All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah Heads down, pray for me Heads down now, pray for me Get your fuckin' hands up Get on out of your seat All eyes on me, all eyes on me You wanna hear a funny story? So, uh, five years ago, I quit performing live comedy Because I was beginning to have, uh, severe panic attacks while on stage Which is not a great place to have them So I, I quit, and I didn't perform for five years and I spent that time Trying to improve myself mentally And you know what? I did I got better I got so much better, in fact That in January of 2020 I thought, "You know what? I should start performing again" "I've been hiding from the world and I need to re-enter" And then, the funniest thing happened Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun? It's almost over It's just begun Don't overthink this Look in my eye Don't be scared, don't be shy Come on in, the water's fine You say the ocean's rising like I give a shit You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did You're not gonna slow it, Heaven knows you tried Got it? Good, now get inside We're goin' to go where everybody knows Everybody knows, everybody knows We're goin' to go where everybody knows Everybody knows Come on, get your fuckin' hands up Get on out of your seat All eyes on me, all eyes on me Hey, come on, get your fuckin' hands up Get on out of your seats All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah Heads down, pray for me Heads down now, pray for me I said get your fuckin' hands up Get up, get up I'm talkin' to you, get the fuck up Get your fuckin' hands up Get on out of your seat All eyes on me, all eyes on me Ay, fuckin' get your fuckin' hands up Get on out of your seat All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah Come on, heads down, pray for me Heads down now, pray for me I said get your fuckin' hands up Get on... All eyes on me, all eyes on me