So, I'm running through the park, with the science in my shoe
But the Reaper's right behind me; someone tell me what to do
Got a Ziploc bag and a diaper on my head
Yeah, it looks a little silly, but that's what Dr. Fauci said
Two gags are better than one
Don't think, the thinking's been done
Flip-flop, it's no, then it's yes
Another name for science is an educated guess
Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Dr. Fauci
Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Doctor
Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Dr. Fauci
Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Doctor
I've been trying hard to follow what the so-called experts say
This thing they call "the science" keeps on changing every day
When you think you've got it down, they say: Buddy, not so fast
Here's another load of science out of Dr. Fauci's ass
Three gags are better than two
We'll twist the logic for you
Outdoors, and gagged like a chump
It ain't so much the science as to disrespect The Trump
Four gags are better than three
We own the gag company
Ten gags are much better, still
Who's gonna sell it for us? Dr. Fauci will
Gather round, kids, got a brand-new dance
It's called The Dr. Fauci, and it's burning up my pants
Put your right brain in, your left brain out
And you do the Dr. Fauci, and you shake it all about, hey
Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Dr. Fauci
Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Doctor
Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Dr. Fauci
Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Doctor
