It's way too hot and I keep getting stiffed
But it's easy for me to keep from getting pissed
Cause I know where I'll be after my shift
At the beach, at the beach, getting shit-faced
Have a good summer, don't come back next year
There's sharks in the water and there's no more beer
Tourists drive me crazy, they're driving way too slow
I wanna bring you pizza but my head is gonna blow
And if I don't get tipped, I'll just smoke a fucking joint
I could go off on you, but what would be the point
Have a good summer, don't come back next year
There's sharks in the water and there's no more beer
Stay in Wisconsin or wherever you're from
We live on these beaches, let us have some fun
