I played by the rules but the rules seemed to only play me
They said I'd have a better life with a college degree
But my woman walked out on me for a wealthier man
My life was shit until I woke up with a letter in hand
And I had a thought
I'll make a quick deal
Surely things will change
I'll make a good deal
Then I know things surely won't be the same
Yeah yeah
So I went down to the crossroads to parley with the master of fire
To tell of my problems, my strife, and my only desire
After four short minutes a contract was signed and sealed
But little did I know that my worst fears had become real
And I'll tell you why
I made a shit deal
I made a shit deal with the devil himself
I made a shit deal
And now I ferry all your fucking souls to hell
Yeah Yeah
Run down, soulless, broken, hopeless
Enough to drive you mad
I have lost my wayward soul
It seems this shit deal has clearly gone bad
