A Fine Romance

A fine romance with no kisses A fine romance my friend this is We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes But you're cold as yesterday's mashed potatos A fine romance you won't nestle A fine romance you won't wrestle I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunts I haven't got a chance This is a fine romance A fine romance with no kisses A fine romance my fried this is You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean At least they flap their fins to express emotion A fine romance, with no clinches A fine romance with no pinches You're just as hard to land as the I'll de France I haven't got a chance This is a fine romance I don't need a moon to look, a tune from violin Here with you, I need a book And tons of aspirin Socially you must remember me I seem to be the stranger on whose knee you sat This great love. the love I'm speaking of I've got it up to hear my dear & that is that A fine romance, my dear dutchess 2 old fogies, who need crutches True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has We don't have half the thrills the march of time has A fine romance my good woman My strong aged in the woods woman You never give the orchids I send a glance, No you like cactus plants This is a fine romance You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants I just don't stand a chance This is a fine romance