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Young Old Guy
album cover
Young Old Guy was released on July 16, 2021 by David Dingess as a part of the album Young Old Guy
July 16, 2021
LabelDavid Dingess
LanguageEnglish
BPM123
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Lyrics

My daddy's widowpeak shines on my head
And mom's canker sores are old neighbors downstairs
When I do lunges, I'm sore for a week
And I walk around like something's stuck up my butt
Probably should get a personal trainer
Hope their workout doesn't break my retainer
I am a young old guy
Scared of fluorescent lights
Sick and tired of being sick and tired
If I have beer then the next day I'm dead
And I wouldn't dare drink one on a weeknight
If I drink coffee, I'm on for an hour
Then right after that, you can't ask me for shit
Probably spent over 10 grand on doctors
All those bastards ever told me was I don't know
I am a young old guy
Apparently, my ailments are
Unexplainable by modern science
But I can still run if I need to get away
Still add 15 and 9 up in my head
Still make friends when I'm in the mood
And in 30 years I'll be sitting here
Pain and breath, craving sugar and beer
And i'll re-evaluate and say
That I am a young old guy
I am a young old guy
I am a young old guy
Written by: David Dingess
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