She Only Calls My Booty

She doesn't ever call me over Anytime that she is sober Because she won't be in the mood Only gives me attitude But then she'll have like seven brews And she'll insist that we get nude Some observations got me thinking She only calls my booty when she's drinking She's always losing her bikini After she's had a few martinis But when she's having milk and cookies I never seem to get no nookie But once she gets into that vino She thinks I'm Rudy Valentino A few more reasons I've been thinking She only calls my booty when she's drinking Can't get no huggin' from my shorty Unless she's chugging on a 40 She won't be dishing out the candy Unless she's sipping on her brandy Now I don't claim to be no genius But when she drinks she always wants to be my Venus A few more reasons I've been thinking She only calls my booty when she's drinking She doesn't ever get too frisky Unless she's knockin' back her whiskey She won't be hanging at the party Unless they're serving her Bacardi And every time she hits the Smirnoff She's always taking her brazier off A few more reasons I've been thinking She only calls my booty when she's drinking Can't get no huggin' from my shorty Unless she's chugging on a 40 She won't be dishing out the candy Unless she's sipping on her brandy Now I don't claim to be no genius But when she drinks she always wants to be my Venus Just some reasons I've been thinking She only calls my booty when she's drinking My observations got me thinking She only calls my booty when she's drinking