That's How They Do It In Dixie

Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots Lord, pinch me That's how they do it in Dixie Electric slidin' on a sawdust floor Long-neck chaser for a shot of hard core whiskey That's how they do it in Dixie Little red Geo, stickers on the window says, "Sugar n' spice" Baby, crank the bass up, ride it 'til you shake up Those pink fur dice (Oh, ain't that nice?) Down to the river to go for a dip Rollin' them Levis off of her hip Goin' big Kenny skinny That's how they do it in Dixie (Splish-splash) Watermelon lip-gloss, kiss beneath the swamp moss On a moonlit night Bubble gum perfume, well-placed tattoo Above her hinny-high (Oh my!) Belly button danglin', a 20 minute tan You know, I'll go on Jerry Springer if you hit on my man That girl will throw a hissy That's how they do it in Dixie Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots Lord, pinch me That's how they do it in Dixie (yeah, yeah, yeah) Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie Whoo, I love them girls In Dixie That's how we do it in Dixie That's right, class, that's how we do it in Dixie Whoo, my little Bocephus came out better Bocephus for president President of the honky-tonk Aw, had some good rowdy friends on this one