Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy
DDT did a job on me
Now, I am a real sickie
Guess, I'll have to break the news
That I've got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy
Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now, I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D.
I'm a teenage lobotomy
