To heck with ole Santa Claus
Last year I hung a stockin' by the chimney
And ole Santa didn't bring me anything
Well, I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me
But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring
So to heck with ole Santa Claus
When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls
I like to hit him and his (ho, ho, ho)
With a bunch of big snowballs
To heck with ole Santa Claus
This year I'll build a big fire in the fireplace
I'll be like a little pig I read about
If that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney
He's a gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt
So to heck with ole Santa Claus
When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls
I like to hit him and his (ho, ho, ho)
With a bunch of big snowballs
To heck with ole Santa Claus
Yeah to heck with ole Santa Claus
