Music Video
Music Video
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Michael Aldag
Vocals
Mark Ralph
Programming
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Michael Aldag
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Michael Aldag
Producer
Mark Ralph
Mixing Engineer
John Greenham
Mastering Engineer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
She said, "I'm not into drama because life's too short"
And I believed that until I saw her Snapchat score
Yeah, when we first met she said we couldn't talk
Because our star signs don't match and that's against the law
She told me live my best life, when I'm with her don't want to live at all
[Verse 2]
I lose at least a couple brain cells every time she speaks
I wanna kiss her but she hasn't closed her mouth in weeks
She tells me that she hates me each and every day
But she don't want to lose her streak, so she always stays
She told me I was cancelled, I told her I was thankful
It all came to a standstill
And she said
[Verse 3]
Oh if you were as funny as you are online
We'd have a perfect time, you know
I loved your private story but you're actually so boring
And I think it's time that you should go
You were great for an Insta post or two
But, if it's quite alright, I'm going ghost on you
[Verse 4]
She likes to tear me down, she does it all the time
I played her this song, she said it sounded like
The worstest thing she's heard in all her life
She stalks my location when I am out at night
And if I don't respond she tends to call me up
In fact, that's her now, I wonder what she wants
[Verse 5]
If you were as funny as you are online
We'd have a perfect time, you know
I loved your private story but you're actually so boring
And I think it's time that you should go
You were great to have there when I needed you
But now the likes have dipped, I think that we're both through
[Verse 6]
If you were as funny as you are online
I try to call, but you never call me back
God knows that we would have the perfect time
Can't wait on your text, I'm too old for that
If you were as funny as you are online
I try to call, but you never call me back
God knows that we would have the perfect time
Can't wait on your text 'cause I'm too old
[Verse 7]
If you were as funny as you are online
We'd have a perfect time, you know
I loved your story, you're so so boring
I think it's time you go
You were great for an Insta post
I don't need you anymore, so I'm ghost
Oh if you were as funny as you are online
Wish you were as funny as you are online
[Verse 8]
She used to love me, but she don't no more
And I can tell 'cause I keep checking her Snapchat score
Written by: Michael Aldag
