Ghosted

She said I'm not into drama because life's too short And I believed that until I saw her Snapchat score Yeah, when we first met, she said we couldn't talk Because our star signs don't match and that's against the law She told me live my best life When I'm with her Don't want to live at all I lose at least a couple brain cells every time she speaks I wanna kiss her, but she hasn't closed her mouth in weeks She tells me that she hates me each and every day But she don't want to lose her streaks, so she always stays She told me I was cancelled I told her I will stand For it all came to a standstill And she said Oh, if you were as funny as you are online We'd have a perfect time, you know I loved your private story but you're actually so boring And I think it's time that you should go You were great for an Insta post or two But if it's quite alright, I'm going ghost on you She likes to tear me down She does it all the time I played her this song She said it sounded like The worstest thing She's heard in all her life She stalks my location When I am out at night And if I don't respond She tends to call me up In fact that's her now I wonder what she wants If you were as funny as you are online We'd have a perfect time, you know I loved your private story but you're actually so boring And I think it's time that you should go You were great out there, when I needed you But now the lights have dimmed, I think that we're both through (If you were as funny as you are online) I tried to call but you never call me back (God knows that we would have the perfect time) Can't wait on your text, I'm too old for that (If you were as funny as you are online) I tried to call but you never call me back (God knows that we would have the perfect time) Can't wait on your text, 'cause I'm too old If you were as funny as you are online We'd have a perfect time, you know I loved your story, you're so so boring I think it's time you go You were great for an Insta post I don't need you anymore, so I'm ghost Oh, if you were as funny as you are online Wish you were as funny as you are online She used to love me but she don't no more And I can tell 'cause I keep checking her Snapchat score